What the hell is going on with you, Litchaos?

Lit chaos is dead and I still have no idea what to do with this blog. The thing is set up and has a pretty cool name. Now I spend all my time selling products on Amazon. Maybe I can host one of those Amazing Selling Machine type of courses and help you get rich quick. They seem so flimsy but no joke they work! Selling on Amazon is awesome. 

Anyways, that's all I've got running through my brain these days. Fiction is out. Poetry, gone. Or sleeping and retooling. 

Going from Blogger to WordPress but holding on for my Sacred Calendar Daysign Reading Blog

There really isn't a lot left to this blog but I don't want it to get hacked so I feel like I should write a few things every so often. If anybody has any idea for this blog, please tell me. I'd love for it to be useful. It once was active. I'm going to post a link below to my site to the sacred calendar blog I've finally completed. I want to move it to wordpress so it looks nice. I like the content but do not like the look of the site now. Wordpress sites look so much neater, don't you think?


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Link to the Sacred Calendar Blog featuring readings of Cholq'ij Daysigns (Mayan Wisdom) 


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The domain name litchaos.com is still belonging to litchaos. Anybody want to buy it?

Engrishy, No!

some brain surgeon out there, Seoul, 

is chopping sidewalk

on a lazy Saturday.

Another one cuts me off

then stands motionless 

like his brain suddenly fell

out of his large head. 

--by Ralph-Michael Chiaia

http://ralphadelic.com/

Prediksi ISL Gresik United vs Persija Jakarta 5 Juli 2013

Prediksi Gresik United Vs Persija - kali ini saya akan memberikan informasi update terbaru seputar Prediksi Gresik United Vs Persija 5 Juli 2013 pada ajang laga lanjutan ISL. Sebelumnya saya juga telah memberikan informasi update prediksi bola lainnya yang mempertemukan Prediksi Arema Vs PSPS 4 Juli 2013 pada ajang Laga lanjutan ISL.

Siapakah menurut prediksi Anda yang akan memenangkan laga kali ini dan berapakah Skor Akhir yang akan tercipta dari sepanjang pertandingan yang akan berlangsung? Untuk menjawab semua itu, joinbet188.com telah merangkumnya dalam bentuk Statistik Pertandingan dibawah ini.

Head To Head Gresik United vs Persija Jakarta:

12 Feb 2013 Persija 2 - 2 Gresik United (ISL)

22 Apr 2012 Gresik United 2 - 0 Persija (ISL)

12 Mar 2012 Persija 2 - 0 Gresik United (ISL)

Lima Pertandingan Terakhir Gresik United:

29 Jun 2013 Gresik United 5 - 1 PSPS Pekanbaru (ISL)

24 Jun 2013 Pelita Bandung Raya 1 - 2 Gresik United (ISL)

19 Jun 2013 Sriwijaya FC 2 - 1 Gresik United (ISL)

14 Jun 2013 Arema 1 - 1 Gresik United (ISL)

03 Jun 2013 Gresik United 2 - 1 Persib (ISL)

Lima Pertandingan Terakhir Persija Jakarta:

30 Jun 2013 Arema 3 - 1 Persija (ISL)

26 Jun 2013 Persija 5 - 0 Persita Tangerang (ISL)

16 Jun 2013 Persela 1 - 1 Persija (ISL)

13 Jun 2013 Persepam Madura United 0 - 1 Persija (ISL)

04 Jun 2013 Persija 2 - 3 Persipura (ISL)

Untuk berita selengkapnya dapat anda lihat di sini : Prediksi Gresik United vs Persija Jakarta 5 Juli 2013

Prediksi Bola Nigeria vs Uruguay 3 Juli 2013

Well, somebody hacked this out of use account. I guess I should get back into it, huh? I mean we have some great things to share still:

Bullshit Rodeo by Misti Rainwater-Lites
The Animated Prologue: Glyphic based on work by Ralph-Michael Chiaia
The New Perma-Free Status of Triagulum Stain: Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos

Prediksi Nigeria vs Uruguay 3 Juli 2013 World Cup U20 - Prediksi Hasil Skor Pertandingan Nigeria vs Uruguay 3 Juli 2013 World Cup U20 - Bursa Pasar Taruhan Bola Nigeria vs Uruguay 3 Juli 2013 World Cup U20 - Selain Pertandingan Yunani vs Uzbekistan - Rabu 3 Juli 2013 Juga Akan Di Gelar Pertandingan Piala Dunia Under 20 Lainya Yang Akan Mempertemukan Pertandingan Antara Nigeria vs Uruguay.

Prediksi Nigeria U-20 vs Uruguay U-20 - Uruguay U20 belum benar-benar pergi dalam kompetisi ini dan kebenaran belum benar-benar disesuaikan dengan kondisi. Dalam pertandingan 1st mereka hadapi sampai dengan kelompok saingan Kroasia. Uruguay adalah favorit besar untuk permainan tetapi tidak pernah pergi untuk membentuk sama sekali. Uruguay tidak bisa tenang sama sekali dan sisi Kroasia kuat benar-benar masuk ke mereka dan pada waktu yang lebih sinis. Uruguay yang terbaik kedua untuk waktu yang lama dan tidak bisa menyamai fisik dari Kroasia. Game kedua melihat garis Selandia Baru dan sebenarnya itu sangat satu sisi, sisi Oceania adalah tim yang terbatas dan hampir tidak terancam sama sekali. Uruguay bekerja keras sedikit lagi meskipun dan tidak pernah benar-benar menciptakan banyak. Kemenangan 2-0 adalah imbalan yang adil dan kemungkinan melihat mereka membuat babak sistem gugur. Satu pemain yang telah berdiri untuk Uruguay adalah playmaker Giorgian De Arrascaeta. Sedikit maju mencetak salah satu tujuan dari kompetisi sejauh ini dengan tendangan jarak jauh yang luar biasa gratis.
Head To Head Pertandingan Nigeria vs Uruguay :
Belum Pernah Bertemu Sebelumnya
5 Pertandingan Terakhir Nigeria :
27 Jun 2013 Republica de Corea Sub 20 0 - Nigeria Under 20 1 ( Piala Dunia U20 )
24 Jun 2013 Cuba Sub 20 0 - Nigeria Under 20 3 ( Piala Dunia U20 )
22 Jun 2013 Nigeria Under 20 2 - Portugal Sub 20 3 ( Piala Dunia U20 )
29 Mar 2013 Nigeria Under 20 2 - Mali Sub 20 1 ( Africa - CAF U20 Championship )
26 Mar 2013 Egypt U20 2 - Nigeria Under 20 0 ( Africa - CAF U20 Championship )
5 Pertandingan Terakhir Uruguay :
29 Jun 2013 Uzbekistan Sub 20 0 - Uruguay Sub 20 4 ( Piala Dunia U20 )
26 Jun 2013 Nueva Zelanda Sub 20 0 - Uruguay Sub 20 2 ( Piala Dunia U20 )
24 Jun 2013 Uruguay Sub 20 0 - Croacia Sub 20 1 ( Piala Dunia U20 )
4 Feb 2013 Uruguay Sub 20 1 - Ecuador Sub-20 0 ( Amerika Selatan U20 )
31 Jan 2013 Paraguay Sub 20 1 - Uruguay Sub 20 0 ( Amerika Selatan U20 )
Prediksi Squad Formasi Dan Susunan Pemain Utama Kedua Tim :
Nigeria Under 20 ( 4-3-3 ) : Chukwunenye Samuel Okani ( Kiper ), Onyinye Wilfred Ndidi ( Bek ), Kingsley Madu ( Bek ), Abdullahi Shehu ( Bek ), Ikechukwu Okorie ( Bek ), Michael Olaitan ( Gelandang ), Abdul Ajagun ( Gelandang ), Ovbokha Agboyi ( Gelandang ), Aminu Umar ( Penyerang ), Olarenwaju Kayode ( Penyerang ), Alhaji Salisu Abdullhi Gero ( Penyerang ).
Uruguay Sub 20 ( 4-2-3-1 ) : G. De Amores ( Kiper ), G. Silva ( Bek ), G. Varela ( Bek ), G. Rodríguez ( Bek ), J. Giménez ( Bek ), L. Pais ( Gelandang ), S. Cristóforo ( Gelandang ), G. De Arrascaeta ( Gelandang ), D. Laxalt ( Gelandang ), F. Acevedo ( Gelandang ), N. López ( Penyerang ).
Bursa Pasar Taruhan Bola
Nigeria 0 : 0 Uruguay
Prediksi Agen Judi Bola Score88.Com Untuk Nigeria vs Uruguay Adalah : Nigeria 0 : 1 Uruguay
Pertandingan Nigeria vs Uruguay ini di laksanakan pada hari Rabu 3 Juli 2013, Pukul 03:00 WIB. - Türk Telekom Arena, Istanbul.

Prediksi Final Brazil Vs Spanyol 1 Juli 2013

Prediksi Skor Brazil vs Spanyol 1 Juli 2013 - Prediksi Final Piala Konfederasi 2013 - Partai puncak atau Partai Final yang mempertemukan Brazil Dan Spanyol tanggal 1 juli dipastikan akan menarik perhatian dunia, pertandingan akbar ini juga akan membuat semua mata tertuju pada final piala konfederasi 2013 yang akan digelar pada tanggal 1 juli 2013 ini.

Brazil yang lolos ke final usai menaklukkan uruguay dengan skor 2-1 dipastikan akan bermain ngotot demi merebut gelar juara piala konfederasi 2013 di depan publik sendiri, tentu hal ini akan menjadi motivasi para pemain tim samba.

Sedangkan spanyol tentu tidak akan tinggal diam dan tak akan membiarkan brazil merebut gelar juara piala konfederasi 2013, tentu spanyol akan membuktikan kembali dominasi nya di dunia dengan mengalahkan brazil di final dan menjawab asumsi miring penonton yang mulai banyak mengatakan tim matador sudah habis.

Meski bersusah payah mengalahkan italia di semifinal piala konfederasi brazil 2013, spanyol di prediksi masih akan mendominasi permainan dengan gaya sepakbola ala tim matador tiki taka, dominasi spanyol dengan gaya tiki taka begitu terlihat di semifinal saat melawan italia, di extra time 2x15 menit saja spanyol mengurung italia dengan hanya separuh lapangan, tiki taka juga akan menjadi andalan untuk menumbangkan tim samba, sebenarnya apa sih gaya sepakbola tiki taka itu ?

Tiki taka adalah sebuah gaya permainan sepakbola dengan ciri khas umpan umpan pendek dan pergerakan dinamis dan mempertahankan penguasaan bola, menurut banyak pihak tiki taka adalah pengembangan dari total football yang berasal dari negeri kincir angin belanda.

Melihat peta kekuatan tim brazil dan spanyol ini memang sangat sulit menentukan siapa yang kuat, yang akan menentukan siapa pemenang adalah siapa yang mampu mendominasi permainan dengan serangan serangan efektif ke kubu lawan.

Brazil mempunyai neymar dan hulk yang bisa membuat perbedaan di pertandingan ditambah lagi dukungan dari lini tengah brazil oscar, si muda belia tim samba ini memang sangat pintar mengatur serangan namun oscar akan adu taktik dengan jenius dari spanyol david silva, xavi, ataupun inesta, spanyol dan brazil memiliki gelandang gelandang yang sangat bagus yang sangat sulit dibedakan siapa yang paling bagus dan paling baik.

Tentu saja pertandingan yang sulit diprediksi ini sangat rugi jika dilewatkan anda boleh saja ketinggalan semifinal piala konfederasi brazil 2013 namun jangan sampai ketinggalan final piala konfederasi 2013 yang akan menyita perhatian dunia ini.

Prediksi Skor Brazil vs Spanyol 1 Juli 2013 - Pertandingan final piala konfederasi 2013 ini akan ditayangkan secara langsung oleh ANTV/TVONE Pada Tanggal 1 Juli 2013 Jam 05:00 wib atau jam 5 pagi WIB,

Berikut Perkiraan Susunan Pemain Brazil Vs Spanyol

Brazil : Julio César, Daniel Alves, Thiago Silva, David Luiz, Marcelo, Hernanes, Oscar, Luiz Gustavo Dias, fred, Neymar, Hulk.

Spain : Casillas, Jesus Navas, Sergio Ramos, Gerard Piqué ,Jordi Alba, Xavi, Mata, Iniesta, Silva, Pedro, Torres.

Memprediksi pertandingan final brazil vs spanyol ini menurut saya sangat sulit dan juga sangat rumit diperlukan analisis step by step mulai penjaga gawang sampai striker.

Oke kita mulai kiper:
penjaga gawang brazil cesar menurut saya hampir sama dengan cassilas, dulu cassilas memang bagus namun setelah cadangan dalam waktu lama di madrid menurut saya cassilas menurun, jadi antara cassilas dan cesar mana yang lebih bagus silahkan anda tentukan sendiri.

Bek:
Bek brazil dihuni pemain pemain tangguh macam luiz, thiago silva, marcelo dan dani alves, namun spanyol juga tidak kalah tangguh yang dihuni ramos, pique, alba, dan navas, namun menurut analisis saya bek brazil mendapat kredit dan lebih bagus dari spanyol.

Tengah: 
pemain tengah spanyol tidak usah dibandingkan karena menurut saya pemain tengah spanyol sangat bagus, jadi tengah spanyol lebih bagus dari brazil.

Depan/striker:
Ini lah dia penentuan, striker brazil dan spanyol memang tidak jauh beda, neymar dan hulk kemudian fred akan menjadi tumpuan brazil, kemudian kita bandingkan dengan lini depan spanyol torres dan pedro ataupun villa, torres memang top skor sementara saat ini, namun gol torres banyak tercipta ketika melawan tim lemah TAHITI, jadi menurut saya torres masih kalah tajam dengan duet neymar dan hulk.

Prediksi Skor Australia vs Turki 29 Juni 2013

I guess when you hack a litk.os account and add a photo of an okay looking girl in bikini or bra or whatever that is you really get a lot of posts. Good to know.

Want to have something more tawdry than that photo? How about cum-shooting sentient dildos from another planet?

Prediksi Australia VS Turki Prediksi Australia vs Turki Piala Dunia U-20 tanggal 29 Juni 2013. Pergelaran piala dunia under 20 kembali akan bergulir tengah pekan ini, dimana pada sabtu nanti akan mempertemukan Australia U-20 vs Turki U-20.
Australia yang sampai saat ini baru mengoleksi 1 poin dari dua pertandingan akan mendapatkan perlawanan ketat dari lawan mereka turki.


Australia belum beranjak dari peringkat 4 klasemen sementara grup C dengan koleksi 1 poin. Pertandingan terakhir australia di ajang piala dunia U-20 ini saat berhadapan dengan el savador, dimana pertandingan tersebut berakhir imbang 1-1.

Sedangkan turki gagal memetik kemenangan pada pertandingan terakhir mereka 26 juni lalu, saat dikalahkan kolombia dengan skor tipis 0-1.

Kekalahan tersebut kini membuat turki harus puas berada di peringkat 2 klasemen sementara grup C dengan koleksi 3 poin dari dua pertandingan.

Lima Laga Terakhir Australia U-20 :
25 Jun 2013 : Australia Sub 20 1 - El Salvador Sub 20 2 (Piala Dunia U20)
22 Jun 2013 : Colombia Sub 20 1 - Australia Sub 20 1 (Piala Dunia U20)
07 Agu 2011 : Australia Sub 20 1 - España Sub 20 5 (Piala Dunia U20)
04 Agu 2011 : Australia Sub 20 2 - Costa Rica U20 3 (Piala Dunia U20)
01 Agu 2011 : Australia Sub 20 1 - Ecuador Sub-20 1 (Piala Dunia U20)

Lima Laga Terakhir Turki U-20 :
26 Jun 2013 : Turki U-20 0 - Colombia Sub 20 1 (Piala Dunia U20)
23 Jun 2013 : Turki U-20 3 - El Salvador Sub 20 0 (Piala Dunia U20)
02 Jun 2012 : Mexico Sub 20 3 - Turki U-20 0 (Festival Internasional Toulon)
31 Mei 2012 : Francis Sub 20 0 - Turki U-20 1 (Festival Internasional Toulon)
27 Mei 2012 : Netherlands U 20 1 - Turki U-20 0 (Festival Internasional Toulon)

Prediksi Susunan Pemain :
Australia U-20 : Paul Izzo, Joshua Brillante, Connor Chapman, Curtis Good, Scott Galloway, Jackson Irvine, Connor Pain, Andrew Hoole, Danny De Silva, Adam Taggart.

Turki U-20 : Aykut Özer, Í. Durmus, Ahmet Yilmaz Calik, Cumali Bisi, E. Pülgir, Salih Uçan, Okay Yokuslu, Hakan Calhanoglu, Enver Sahin, Ibrahim Yilmaz.

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US$28.5M Business Proposal

Dear Sir, I write to appeal for your co-operation to enable us secure on your behalf a t r a n s f e r of $28.5M c o n t r a c t a m o u n t from the central b a n k offshore to your b a n k a c c o u n t. THE SOURCE Early last year, some c o n t r a c ts were awarded to a foreign firm for the repair and construction of oil refineries. The real c o n t r a c t value was $91.5M, butwe over estimated the c o n t r a c t to the tune of $120M. Now the c o n t r a c t b a l a n c e of $28.5M, which was the profit we envisaged is been left in an offshore a c c o u n t in Europe. All we require is your willingness as a foreigner to co-operate with us to enable us t r a n s f e r the m o n e y to your b a n k a c c o u n t as our indebted c o n t r a c tor. We have agreed that you take 25percent of the entire f u n d s, while 75percent will be for us. Please reply me back with your direct contact telephone number, so my colleague will contact you for more details. Much Regards, Mr. Hashim

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Some musings about a new Coatlism Book

The Coatlism Press blog put up a list of links to use to promo your work. For those of you who want to spread the word, please take a look.

Michael Frissore's Poetry is Dead is being printed. There were some last minute corrections that took a few weeks to iron out with the printer. If you'd like to review it, say the word and I'll send you a copy.

What else is new? Issue 48 or litchaos is being assembled. Look for it in September. Also, the...forgot what I was saying. Nevermind. Ah the coatlism book prize, don't forget about it. As a matter or fact, Michael Frissore was last years winner.

--Ra

formonksonly.blogspot.com

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Lit Chaos Audio Submission Guidelines

Listen to what litchaos.com is looking for here. Also, keep in mind that we're compiling an erotica issue (due out 6/9/09) and an audio issue or all spoken word and music. So if you have anything that meets the call, send it along to litk.os (a-t) gmail . com. Our old address starting editor@...has been pounded into submission by unstoppable SPAM.

Please find an "Ode to Spam"by Ra! Gabriel at Mad Swirl (be sure to scroll down) or read it pasted below.

Press 1 for Inbox/Press 2 for Outbox

Remember the old-fashioned kermit-style email?
I know some of you do. Those of you from back in the day:
When the monitor was green text on black,
before there was SPAM. A mere 13 years later: I press

1.
SPAM and eggs
SPAM soup with ramyeon noodles
God SPAM America, no
SPAM bless America, yes
SPAM that I love…oops
I SPAMmed it again
"Where SPAMer, When SPAMer" in the album
SPAM service has SPAMkira soaring
to the tops of the SPAMboard charts
Latin SPAMerikan music
the SPAM is killing our thought processes
SPAM's better than glam
like SPAMzak;
"Ride the SPAM baby, yeah!" he SPAMmed
so she grabbed him by the ears and SPAMmed
"Give me your SPAM! yes! I'm SPAMming!"
He then pulled out and SPAMmed all over her face
which smeared her SPAM-up.
My SPAModerant is ruining my shirts
the tsunami left SPAM in the sea
but luckily none of the SPAM
were destroyed
Thou shall not SPAM
may the SPAM be with you
viva el SPAM!

2.
very unhealthy yet profitable;
first,
take the head of the meta
the tag
then,
cut the meat
who knows what scraps and toenails,
who knows what diseases
now;
sweep it all up
the broken links, the tags, the anchors
HTML, Coldfusion, ASP, JSP
and then,
send
it comes out like a pre-processed

slab o' shit
hard on
and hand job

See Britney SPAM naked!

- ra! gabriel

Literary Chaos Print Issue #2

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This issue has work by the following authors. (Learn more here)

Fiction & Poetry: David McLean 5 Marc Gulezian 10 Luis Cuauhtemoc Berriozabal 15 J/J Hastain 17 CW Moore 20 Ralph-Michael Chiaia 24 Radames Ortiz 29 Cindy Rosmus 30 George Anderson 35 Aimee DeLong 40 Joe La Rosa 53 Ashok Niyogi 60 Justin Hyde 66 And the Winner of the If on a Fall Crack-of-Dawn a Web-Surfer…Prize: Joseph Kraus 73 Artwork: Cecelia Chapman Ralph-Michael Chiaia --------------- Right Click here and choose "Save As" to download the Print Issue No. 2 trailer to your computer.

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Experimental Writing Tip #3 by Tantra Bensko

Expanding the Notions of Character

by Tantra Bensko

Even experimental writers may find it easy to take for granted what a character is, as characters are defined in such a limited, predictable way in almost everything we see around us, from movies to books, but the range of what the potential is that remains to be explored is vast. Let’s push ourselves to throw out the old notions of what a person is, using characters in our fiction as a tool, and we can discover new glittering aspects of reality.

In this new quantum physics dominant paradigm, we are generally somewhat familiar with the continuum of consciousness, the interaction of all things. The outlines we pick for a person are almost random bits of this flux of particles moving into and out of this reality, into parallel dimensions. Yet, we still prosaically consider the self to end at the edges of the skin.

But the molecules are NOT captured by the sheathe of the skin, and they have been proven to have memory, and intelligence, communing with everything around us, and sensitive to our thoughts, and the words of those who speak to us.

We breathe in and out molecules that which have been in the lungs of countless others through history. Even the water molecules we breathe in and out have memory, and hold imprints within them. As we breathe them out, what effect do they have on the world, and what are THEIR experiences? Can we write from the viewpoint of the flow of molecules and their intelligence, moving from one person to the next? Or one animal to the next? The breath is a system of interaction between the output of plants and the input of us, and vice versa. Carbon dioxide and carbon monoxide. Even plants have been proven to have powerful awareness and interaction, memory, and so our closed system of being a human, or a literary character, could include the movement of a character’s identity as the plant beings moving into the stomach of the human and the intestines, traveling through the blood into the eyes.

Our labels of ourselves as closed systems are obviously random ways of corralling small parts of our interactions on all levels, as we are made up of all the experiences we have had from a controversial “beginning.” A “character” could be the statements made to a person as they are carried from one brain to another, making changes, and could be the visual stimulous of one person in the process of being branded onto the brain of another. It could be the movement of the actions of one person as kisses someone for the first time, the molecules of the lips interacting, the forceful meaning of the deep kiss being thrust into the receiver for ever and influencing his decisions his whole life, making a difference in his sexuality and beliefs about love.

How can we decide to contain or liberate a character’s edges, if we think about it anew? Does a character need to be a person, to begin with? Hasn’t that been done? Can it be a school of fish, a school of children as an entity, a vaccine moving through a person and causing the person to catch what it was supposedly trying to prevent? Can it be the energy of an aura being sucked by a vampire out of one person’s body and transformed into its new host’s mind? Can the characters flow from one parallel reality into the next, from one lifetime to the next, pulsing out of the moment, as some physicists claim time does? Can the character be a war, the brains within it like cells? Can it be a spring shower, the rain drops aware of all they land on, becoming those things?

Let’s play!

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link to "The School" by Donald Barthelme. This is a good example of using a class of kindergarteners as a character. Weird and brilliant stuff.

Lit Chaos Issue #44 coming soon (15th Feb)

Hey folks! 

We're assembling issue #44 with all, err -- what do you call it? -- fiction and artwork. There won't be any poetry. We had a poll online and 57% said they like to read fiction the most. So fiction you will receive. This issue will have mostly flash fiction and a comic and a few long short stories (See omymoron for more about this). 

On a side note. Instant Disco Pussy is out. Check it out. Check out DC Porder's Hooray for Chainsaws as well. 

Two New Books

There is this very funny and wise description of Andy Riverbed's Damaged here. It's in the sidebar (what a cool idea!). 

Damaged is now out! Get to the Coatlism Bookstore on litchaos.com and order your copy. 

Also, litchaos.com editor Monty Johnson (aka the King of Depravity, aka Moctezuma, aka MJ) has self-published his book The Book of Real & Imaginary Girlfriends. So check it out: buy one or send him an email and ask to review it (you'll get a complimetary copy, yeah!)